Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Drivers Are The Latest Targets of Fuhrer Ron

 


Ronnie!!

WTF is wrong with you?  ABC7 News in Sarasota, a staunch supporter of you and the Republic Party, reported earlier this week you have introduced legislation that will make it illegal to "cruise" in the passing lane on freeways in the Free State of Florida.  It will remain ok to drive in the right hand lane but if you stray into the passing lane then the state gestapo will be able to cite you for "cruising".   This of course is not to be confused with Republican politicians cruising streets looking for underaged girls

That's a noble gesture, Ronnie, but how will the skinheads from the Florida State Patrol, or any random steroid-soaked Nazi on a local sheriff's department tell a "cruiser" from any other driver?  Did you think about that before proposing this latest attempt at freeing Florida.

Look at this picture of rush hour on Interstate 95 in Miami.  All the lanes are full. Which driver is illegal under your new law and which one is just trying to get from Point A to Point B? Or don't facts matter any longer in Free Florida?

I'm not sure anyone has told you this before Ronnie, but your anti-woke effort to make Florida "free" continues to erode freedoms that most people took for granted.  I guess you already know that but being a power-hungry asshole is what gets you out of bed in the morning.



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